Addiction. The word causes different reactions. Some people pity those who are addicted while others wish they could offer help. I’m not one of those people. I don’t care that you’ll become addicted to my flavor of phone sex.

In fact, I’ll be encouraging you to get addicted to me every step of the way. Call me on payday before you pay your rent. Call me the day after your car payment is withdrawn and your greedy wife has spent too much on groceries that she’s just gonna let expire and throw away.

She’s wasteful so why shouldn’t you be? Only spending time and money on me is anything but a waste. It’s a blissful experience that you’ll simply be unable to deny. I’m the girl you’ve been looking for to find your boundaries and push your limits. Just how far will you allow me to push you?

Until you make the choice to not purchase lunch just so you can have ten extra minutes with me? Mmm, the struggles that addiction brings. However, will you decide? Close your eyes and stop thinking.

What would Francie do?

I’ll do the thinking for you from now on. Food is no longer a priority, I am. From our first call on, the only thought you are allowed to have is “What would Francie do?” She’d call Francie, that’s what Francie would do.

Now, I don’t want you thinking that ruining your life is like my only hobby! I also enjoy role play and babysitting naughty boys. Spanking a naughty boy can give me such a thrill. It’s nearly as fun as wrecking your happy home.

It’s time now. Time to pick up that drink, knock it back, and call your new favorite party girl. I promise you’ll enjoy our fast and wild ride into phonesex addiction as much as I will!